Carter The DVD

Under a tragic moon a star was born and then dead again, for yea, he cut his wang off.

An unknown until now, Carters story is not unlike your own, but, unlike your story, which is unknown to Carter, and is not on a DVD, like Carters story, which is now known, there really can be no similarity. A boy and his skateboard, what more can be said about this Jack***, wannabe, butt-pirate who's only real talent is staying alive, until, of course, he dies. Tragic, yes, but funny, no, or yes, but kind of better than you expected until the end when you cry, and then, yes, tragic again. Oh, who gives a ***, just watch the ***** movie, ya little